OIgang's most eligible bechalor awards..... goes to........ Mr Hui YokYok!!!
So young, So hot.. simply irresistable... Reporter takes a peek at the top 10 reasons why he truly deserves this award!
1. He's an engineer to be .... lotsa money is gonna enter his pocket!!!!
2. He drives .... though it's his parents car.. but.. at least there's a vehicle to be used.. when he reallie needs it!!
3. He short but.... he looks like a mega star from HongKong..... Gu Ji Ji... such a good catch... all gals ( except gals in oi gang yearns for him)....
4. He appreciates good food... which means that... when you're with him, you dun needa watch your diet... He'll pleasure ur taste buds...for sure!!!!!
5. Still on the topic of food...... HE IS VERY VERY GENEROUS!!!! alwiz offering to treat frens to $2 chicken rice!!!
6. He can't miss any movies and he's super savvy... U'll be way way advanced in comparison with all other girls around you.... why wait.. hurry.. grab him!!!
7. He's so vulgar.... even hooligans n ah bengs raise white flag the moment he start to curse n swear!!!!!!
8. He lives in condo... see.. marry him and u get to use all the facilities.. without having to pay( i'm sure if he's generous enough to treat chicken rice, he wun back out paying for the facilities) .... Hurray.. Grab him.. n say goodbye to Public pools... farewell to chlorine mixed with a million of weird ppl's germs n bacteria/ fluid!
9. He loves driving ppl around.. Simple no complains. No second men can display such gentlemen gestures as well as him!! So.. girls.. wad r u waiting for.. so wad if u live in JB n he lives in simei, so what if u have a sudden urge to go jurong west for supper... win his heart.. u win his car, his money ... n the man him self.
10. Last but not least....... this is why... even you.. yes you.. dun look around. Stop looking around... it's you... the very special reading this entry... You should grab him cos.... Even the most affluent ladies from Hollywood, Bollywood, Tailliwood, Hongkeewood and Chiniwood.... want to have a piece of him....
OUR VERDICT ... ... ... GIRLS.. GET READY YOU AMOUR AND SPEARS... LET THE BATTLE BEGIN... (SCROLL BELOW TO HAVE A PEAK AT THE LIST OF GIRLS ALREADY HOOKED ONTO mR. HUI YOKyOK)
Contestant no.1: Ru Hua ( From Tailliwood)
Contestant no.2: Xu Chun Mei ( who;ll gif up all her assets fer him)
Buy one get one free.. Contestents 3/4: Twins ( HongKeeWood)
Contestant no. 5: I dunno who she is.. but.. such a babe... form ( bolly wood)
No. 6: From Chinawood... young pretty... makes a pretty ornament in your home too Mr. Hui!
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No. 7: Ms hollywood backs out.. Language Barrier!!!!!
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA... NO ONE IS TO DELETE THIS POST!!!!!
♥ elvin is
openly bisexual
openly bisexual
